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The World’s Most Beautiful Libraries

“Without libraries what have we? We have no past and no future.” -Ray Bradbury

For centuries, books have housed the collective knowledge of the world and formed the foundations of educational institutions. Given that these objects that contain such value, it only makes sense that throughout history people have constructed beautiful buildings to house them.

We put together a list of some of the most beautiful libraries as captured by Instagrammers around the world. For more photos from these architectural wonders, check out their linked location pages below.

• Stuttgart City Library, Stuttgart, Germany
• Trinity College Library, Dublin, Ireland
• Library of Alexandria, Alexandria, Egypt
• Real Gabinete Português de Leitura, Rio de Janiero, Brazil
• The Royal Danish Library, Copenhagen, Denmark
• George Peabody Library, Johns Hopkins University, Baltimore, MD
• Kanazawa Umimirai Library, Kanazawa City, Japan
• New York Public Library, New York City, NY

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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foxgrl:

i needed this a lot a lot a lot

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When I wake up in the morning and realize that my nose has been gashed open at some point in the night, it makes me wonder some things.

Namely, who’s been replacing my pillow stuffing with knives?

Rude.

hungryhowie:

saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game

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• Question: hey babe it's bob i'd let you sit on me any day - Anonymous
• Answer:

  Sometimes I look back on my life, and I wonder about things. Why I passed up all those opportunities; why I didn’t pay more attention to what was going on around me.

  And, most importantly, why the CEO of VersaLife keeps invading my Tumblr inbox and hitting on me. If you can call it that.

  GO CHOKE ON THE GREY DEATH, MR. PAGE

  YOUR NANOAUGMENTATIONS ARE STUPID

  YOUR COMPANY IS STUPID

  YOUR FACE IS STUPID

thetimewasted:

Deus Ex: Human Revolution on sale for 5$ on Steam!

This game got nowhere near the hype it deserves. The level of detail alone is just astounding, and 5 dollars is a staggeringly low price for a game like this. Almost like a successful crossbreed between Mass Effect, Assassins Creed and Dishonored, you play as an ex-SWAT bodyguard implanted with cybernetic enhancements due to a mysterious attack that leaves you nearly dead. If you’ve got that extra 5$, don’t miss out!

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That awkward moment when one realizes the fruit that was meant to go in the refrigerator somehow wound up in the freezer instead.

On the other hand, ooh, frozen grapes! :D

vibesanddreams:

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oh god I feel like I’ve been hit by a bus

do I have to go to work today

;3;

davehugs:

pros to being a jellyfish

• ur cute n beautiful
• you never have to go to college
• ur parents dont judge u
• ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
• whats a gender
• u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo

cons to being a jellyfish

• u are sea turtles’ favorite food

You’re welcome.

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I was bored! Bored unto death with that long agony of retail, and when they at length allowed me to clock out, and I was permitted to leave, I felt that my senses were leaving me.

The sentence — the dread sentence of ‘OH BY THE WAY YOU’RE SCHEDULED FOR ANOTHER THREE DAYS ON TOP OF THE FIVE YOU ARE ALREADY WORKING THIS WEEK’— was the last distinct accentuation which reached my ears.

After that, the sound of the managerial voices seemed merged in one dreamy indeterminate hum. Probably because I only have the one manager, and she’s batshit insane.

THIS IS NOT HOW YOU SCHEDULE IT IS NOT IT IS NAHT

I have been at work two and a half hours. I have had exactly one customer.

Someone please put me out of my misery graaaaaah

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