It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.
-Robert H. Goddard.

 

Historical Figures who are held up as heroes, but were actually dickheads

tea-with-biscuit:

King Richard I of England, AKA: Richard The Lionheart

When the Crusades are mentioned nowadays, it usually strikes up an image of pointless religious warfare, of blood-crazed Knights leading slaughter, of drug-fuelled Hashashin, and horrible atrocities committed by both sides, for no particular…

pythox:

Black Snake Moan (“Some pretty mama better come and get this black snake soon”).


"Midnight Gin" Morph of a Boa Constrictor. It was born with a normal pattern and surprisingly turned all black within 2 1/2 years.If you ever needed a proof that black is literally beautiful: Here it is.

White Snakes

jaclcfrost:

"who do you pair that character with?"

happiness. life. being happy. not being dead. i want them to be alive and safe. and happy. that’s what i’m getting at. that is the direction this is going in. that’s my only wish

How To Ruin Your Life

Step 1: Join tumblr

Step 2: Become part of a fandom

Step 3: Become best friends with people who live on the other side of the world

josephjtoye:

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

  • one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
  • one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands
  • the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home
  • one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv
  • one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it
  • the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench
  • one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation
  • one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them
NO DON’T DO IT DEAR IT’S TERRIFYING

THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I WANT TO GET IT, BEING SCARED SHITLESS IS THE BEST

Anonymous asked
If you receive this it means you make someone happy!

AAH THANK YOU ANON COME INTO MY ARMS

vedinamel asked
Noooo! You'll be in danger, Metro! It's a trap, the beasts will be unleashed!

Awwww, how much trouble could cute cuddly animatronic mascots be? I mean, really. I’m sure I’d be fine. They look just like Robbie the Rabbit, and we all know Silent Hill’s a great vacation spot for the short, black hair, just turned seven kids!